JOE: I want these spuds to be my spuds for life!
(Note: he was referring to his mashed potatoes)
JOE: Have you ever been to the bathroom here?
JAMES: No...
JOE: It's amazing!!! You walk in, and it smells like hotel!
JOE: I've had an ocean in my belly... ... maybe it's more like a gastro-intestinal sea...
JOE: They had a song on while I was in the bathroom... and one of the lyrics was "She's just a girl"... and it made me realize that I shouldn't think of girls so highly.
(After Crissy paid for Katie's lunch and James paid for Joe's lunch)
JOE: He (our waiter) probably thinks we're two gay couples. You (James) wear the pants in this relationship, and you (Crissy) wear the pants in that one!
JOE: I blossomed into a bubbling brook... that was Joe.
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