Monday, October 30, 2006

The MVP of All Men

CHRIS: I don't think Joe's alone in his own head...
KATIE: Well, yeah, I know that...
JOE: I've got a girl in here with me.
JAMES: What are you two doing in there together?
JOE: We're hanging out... she's teaching me the alphabet... and I'm teaching her how to write in C.

(someone brought up Joe's online "friend", BigTits77)
JOE: It wasn't titties, it was tits... ... I don't want you to try to contact the wrong person.
JAMES: Because we all know I'm desperate for some lovin'.

JOE: All I can say is, lovin' is the last thing on my supply/demand reading. I don't demand it, so why should anyone supply it? I don't buy into the whole Nike "Just Do It" and all that stuff.

JOE: I'm not a schmuck... I'm like the MVP of all men... and it's not player, it's performer... ... ... Well, maybe not all men... Arnold Schwarzenegger might have more "oomph" than I do.

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