Sophomore Year

All said by Joe unless otherwise noted:

This computer is porn free... I just bought it this summer...

My computer is always porn free... There's plenty of free porn on it.

That'd be like and Irish porn site... Porn O' Plenty.

I'm a practicing male.

Don't snap my bra.

I respect my butt... I mean, it gives me crap once in a while, but...

I don't know... one of these days you're going to start making out with me, and I'm going to have a heart attack and die.

Well... if I was stuck in my penis...

Phil, you should be exploding with excitement, like a young girl on her first period.

I would love having a candlelit dinner with my sister... I mean my girlfriend.

JOE: ... my all time favorite movie, 'Escape to Witch Mountain'...
ABBY: Escape from Jewish Mountain?