Catchphrase

KATIE: That would be kind of hard to capture in print.
JOE: Try cursive.

JOE: If I have small little things on my butt that bleed...

CRISSY: It's a... gelatinous meat.

CHRIS: Daughter of Elvis
JOE: Lisa Presley
CHRIS: Three words
JOE: Mona Lisa Smile

JOE: Her stuff became pumpkins at midnight...

JOE: The device which is being touched is a large plant.

One day at Pasta House...

JOE: I guess I never watched you noodle.

JOE: Man, what I would do for a Crissy...

JOE: That's what she said... man, that's white!!

JOE: I love watching Freddie and Fannie go down.