EDITORS NOTE:
I just wanted to let you know that I have now incorporated all of the Joe Quotes from the legacy Joe Quotes page into this blog and have back-dated them to the approximate time at which they were said. If you look in the archives, you will see that there are now postings dating back to January 2002, which is when the Joe Quotes phenomenon began.
Enjoy!
Monday, October 30, 2006
The MVP of All Men
CHRIS: I don't think Joe's alone in his own head...
KATIE: Well, yeah, I know that...
JOE: I've got a girl in here with me.
JAMES: What are you two doing in there together?
JOE: We're hanging out... she's teaching me the alphabet... and I'm teaching her how to write in C.
(someone brought up Joe's online "friend", BigTits77)
JOE: It wasn't titties, it was tits... ... I don't want you to try to contact the wrong person.
JAMES: Because we all know I'm desperate for some lovin'.
JOE: All I can say is, lovin' is the last thing on my supply/demand reading. I don't demand it, so why should anyone supply it? I don't buy into the whole Nike "Just Do It" and all that stuff.
JOE: I'm not a schmuck... I'm like the MVP of all men... and it's not player, it's performer... ... ... Well, maybe not all men... Arnold Schwarzenegger might have more "oomph" than I do.
KATIE: Well, yeah, I know that...
JOE: I've got a girl in here with me.
JAMES: What are you two doing in there together?
JOE: We're hanging out... she's teaching me the alphabet... and I'm teaching her how to write in C.
(someone brought up Joe's online "friend", BigTits77)
JOE: It wasn't titties, it was tits... ... I don't want you to try to contact the wrong person.
JAMES: Because we all know I'm desperate for some lovin'.
JOE: All I can say is, lovin' is the last thing on my supply/demand reading. I don't demand it, so why should anyone supply it? I don't buy into the whole Nike "Just Do It" and all that stuff.
JOE: I'm not a schmuck... I'm like the MVP of all men... and it's not player, it's performer... ... ... Well, maybe not all men... Arnold Schwarzenegger might have more "oomph" than I do.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Papa Fabarre's
(Note: The movie in question was "Legally Blond")
KATIE: It's acceptable for me to like that movie... I'm a girl.
JOE: Well, in case you haven't noticed...
KATIE: What? That you're a girl? Yeah, we already knew that...
JOE: Everything but the operation... I'm not going to do that... but I was wearing fake boobs last weekend...
JOE: I'm going to go find the restaurant.
(he was sitting in the restaurant)
JOE: What's a smartass?
KATIE: It's acceptable for me to like that movie... I'm a girl.
JOE: Well, in case you haven't noticed...
KATIE: What? That you're a girl? Yeah, we already knew that...
JOE: Everything but the operation... I'm not going to do that... but I was wearing fake boobs last weekend...
JOE: I'm going to go find the restaurant.
(he was sitting in the restaurant)
JOE: What's a smartass?
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Hooligans at Houlihans
JOE: I want these spuds to be my spuds for life!
(Note: he was referring to his mashed potatoes)
JOE: Have you ever been to the bathroom here?
JAMES: No...
JOE: It's amazing!!! You walk in, and it smells like hotel!
JOE: I've had an ocean in my belly... ... maybe it's more like a gastro-intestinal sea...
JOE: They had a song on while I was in the bathroom... and one of the lyrics was "She's just a girl"... and it made me realize that I shouldn't think of girls so highly.
(After Crissy paid for Katie's lunch and James paid for Joe's lunch)
JOE: He (our waiter) probably thinks we're two gay couples. You (James) wear the pants in this relationship, and you (Crissy) wear the pants in that one!
JOE: I blossomed into a bubbling brook... that was Joe.
(Note: he was referring to his mashed potatoes)
JOE: Have you ever been to the bathroom here?
JAMES: No...
JOE: It's amazing!!! You walk in, and it smells like hotel!
JOE: I've had an ocean in my belly... ... maybe it's more like a gastro-intestinal sea...
JOE: They had a song on while I was in the bathroom... and one of the lyrics was "She's just a girl"... and it made me realize that I shouldn't think of girls so highly.
(After Crissy paid for Katie's lunch and James paid for Joe's lunch)
JOE: He (our waiter) probably thinks we're two gay couples. You (James) wear the pants in this relationship, and you (Crissy) wear the pants in that one!
JOE: I blossomed into a bubbling brook... that was Joe.
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