Junior Year

All said by Joe unless otherwise noted:

Recollect... it sounds sexier...

I feel bloated.

Dry my pants... Lick it!

The homeless can drink from my pants.

I rub my crotch.

My wine got stomped on by my home boys...

Res-life sucked my dick too many times.

Synchronological order

Paige Habermehl, what size cup are you?

I have man boobs.

If you read what she says out of her mouth.

I felt her... she exited...

I'll take you everywhere VISA's go...

I'll take a little tap tap tap and a little wham bam bam...

CHIP: This has a clean, crisp bite...
JOE: Hmm... sounds like you in bed...

If I can't pick a girl up, then I wasn't meant to pick her up. Either that, or she weighs too much...