How many times can one use the word "strap-ons" in a lunch conversation?

CRISSY: I'm going to be working from home.
JOE: I'm going to be working from your home too!
CRISSY: Ok... I'm going to be in the office!
CHRIS: You'd leave him alone in your house?
CRISSY: Yeah... well, maybe not. Well, as long as he doesn't go through my panty drawer.
(Chris, Katie, and James laugh)
JOE: What did you say?
CHRIS: What are some things that are in a woman's bedroom that she wouldn't want you rummaging through?
JOE: Earrings... lingerie...
CHRIS: You're close with the second one...
JOE: Tampons...
CRISSY: You can go through those if you want, but they're not in the bedroom.
JOE: OH! ... strap-ons?
(much laughter ensues)
KATIE: Thanks to you, my ears have been raped!
JOE: Would you rather I sing or talk about strap-ons?
KATIE: That depends... are you singing about strap-ons?

Loss of Appetite

JOE: I've lost my appetite.
CHRIS: I'm sure you've said things to cause people to lose their appetites...
JOE: I've caused people to lose a lot of things...
JAMES & CHRIS: Except their virginity.
JOE: That day will come... I hope.

Boom Boom

JOE: I'm not about that boom-boom-ka-boom-get-married stuff.

How does one approach electrocution?

JOE: I might just try to electrocute myself... well... not really electrocute, but approaching electrocution.

Catchphrase

KATIE: That would be kind of hard to capture in print.
JOE: Try cursive.

JOE: If I have small little things on my butt that bleed...

CRISSY: It's a... gelatinous meat.

CHRIS: Daughter of Elvis
JOE: Lisa Presley
CHRIS: Three words
JOE: Mona Lisa Smile

JOE: Her stuff became pumpkins at midnight...

JOE: The device which is being touched is a large plant.

One day at Pasta House...

JOE: I guess I never watched you noodle.

JOE: Man, what I would do for a Crissy...

JOE: That's what she said... man, that's white!!

JOE: I love watching Freddie and Fannie go down.

Joe wants to be knocked up...

CHRIS: Maybe you don't want to be a missionary... you want to be a nun.
CRISSY: Nuns can't get knocked up...
JOE: Oh yes they can!!!!!

JOE: Gosh I'm hot now! I'm having a flash in my brain or somethin'!
JAMES: Apparently I make Joe hot!
CHRIS: Or he's going through menopause...
JOE: James, you make me go through menopause.
CHRIS: You know if you go through menopause, you can't get knocked up!

JOE: I had my mouth attached. If I could have spit out, I would have...

JOE: I don't know why it's making that noise... Oh wait, yeah I do! I'm not squeezing...

JOE: Ohhhh.... you got gum!!!!!

JOE: Man, there's still 6 tic marks...
KATIE: What, did you think they would disappear as you drink more?
JOE: Well, it's a Gatorade bottle... it reminds me of oatmeal...

JOE: I almost put it in my lap...
KATIE: What, don't have room for more than 54 inches?
JOE: Do you know how much 54 inch underwear costs???

CHRIS: You know, this will bring you back to the site of the 54 inches...
JOE: Yeah, so I gotta bring the right girl... maybe that should be a honeymoon destination.

JAMES: Hair!
JOE: Hair today, gone tomorrow!