Tuxford and the like...

JOE: I bet my banana's bigger.

JOE: I think it would be exciting to manufacture water...

JOE: That sub is cute!

JOE: I wanna buy a Neptune... ...well, think about the planet that comes after Saturn... I didn't want to buy a Uranus - that's just wrong!!

JOE: So what's your favorite gas station?

JOE: So Crissy, how's your DNA doing?

JOE: I like your fresh fruit...

JOE: What do you wear to a prom, if you're a male? short form...
CRISSY: a tux?
JOE: Ok... what company made the Model-T?
CRISSY: Ford.
JOE: Tuxford... that's the street I live on...

KATIE: So what did we miss?
JOE: Nothing!!! I was just drinking my Squeeze-It!

Lunch Today

JOE: That's alright... Crissy will have my babies, right?

JOE: Hey Katie, wanna go brush our teeth together?
KATIE: No, I'm good...
JOE: I'll even let you use my toothbrush...

JOE: I put my foot down the other night...
JAMES: Were you walking?