Monday, May 30, 2005

Honorary Joe Quotes - The College Years

TIM R: Remind me to bring my dick on Friday.

PHIL: (while looking behind me to check out my ass) Where's Paige?

GREG T: Will you frost our tips?"

PAT: Dude, spray your holes!

PAT: I would so grope his genitals."

PAT: You gotta do housekeeping down there... because trimming makes it look longer...

KATIE: I didn't do you in the hallway... (referring to Annie)

TASHA: What is it with guys violating our bed buddies?

CHIP: (to Pat) You can poke me any other day...

MATT: You should just do something out of protest... and be protesticle.

MATT: We were there... and she walked in with my boyfriend...

CHIP: Stop fingering it, Paige...

LENA: Make sure he pokes you before he POKES you...

MATT: Can they get me free tickets?
LANCE: Free kidneys?