Friday, May 11, 2007

Lobster Costumes


JOE: Mmmhmm... Baby, she's got it... mmmhmm...

JOE: It's amazing how versatile the female body is...

JOE: Well, I've got it now... let me know when you're ready, baby!
KATIE: I don't know that I'll ever be ready for that...
(to see the Big Boy music video)

KATIE:
Sometimes you do things you don't intend to do.
JOE:
Yeah, there was this girl last weekend...

JOE: You're going to be red in two weeks?
CHRIS: If I have anything to do with it...
JOE: You could just get really sunburned, and then you'd be red the whole time.
JAMES: That sounds like a plan.
KATIE: Or you could get married wearing lobster costumes...
JAMES: An even better plan!

JOE: I think James is a LOT more interesting... he has a lot more facial hair than I do... I have to go to the bathroom now...

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