JOE: Yeah, if I was born in the 50's or 60's, I would have just called her up and said "Hey, I wanna date you." (Note: "her" being Haley Mills, star of the original 'Parent Trap' movie)
KATIE: Oh, so you would have had balls back then?
JOE: Yeah! I think everyone in the 60's had balls... well, except the girls...
CHRIS: Well, maybe it would work if you eat gazelle...
JOE: I know a girl with the last name Gazelle.
JAMES: Well, do you eat her?
(When asked to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...)
JOE: Super... duh... cali...
KATIE: Their habits went to about mid-calf... (referring to the nuns at my high school)
JOE: Skanks!!!
JOE: See, this is useless information, unless you're looking for jeans... I know a girl named Jean... no wait, she's done.
MATT: Did you cook her?
JOE: So I'm gonna get pregnant now.
JAIME: It all connects.
JOE: Malcolm X???
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