JOE: I got a turkey for $10, and these bananas were only 33 cents a pound!
KATIE: I don't think I'd trust a turkey for $10.
JOE: It's a Butterball. I talked to the turkey. He seems like a good guy.
JAMES: I wouldn't trust a turkey that he talked to...
CHRIS: So, are you enjoying the potassium?
JOE: I feel like an "ooo ooo ah ah" monkey!
JOE: 'Interview with a turkey - So I'm going to be cooking you. What can my family expect from your meat?' ... so I did talk to it, it just never answered back... but it did look like it was smiling the whole time though...
JOE: I don't know... I've never seen a turkey in a soap opera... so maybe if they want more drama, they should hire turkeys...
CHRIS: The Young and the Breastless
JAMES: Maybe The Young and the Boneless... tone it down a bit.
CHRIS: Days of Our Gizzards
JOE: All My Chicken Breasts
JAMES: General Slaughterhouse
CHRIS: The Bold and the Broasted
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