Thursday, July 21, 2005

Another Lunch at Work...

Note: I wrote these down while at work a while back, so the date at the bottom is probably not accurate...

KATIE: Joe, you're done!
JOE: Yep, I'm done... meaning that I've reached 165 degrees for 5 seconds... ... ... that's how you cook ground beef if you want it medium well... ... [Katie stares]... ... what? You don't have to grind me up before you cook me!

KATIE: He was over a foot taller than me.
JOE: That would be to your advantage.
KATIE: Explain to me Joe, how exactly would that be to my advantage?
JOE: Well, no... I guess it would be to his advantage... depending on whether you prefer to look up or down...

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