All said by Joe unless otherwise noted:
I don't wear pants.
Sex is sexier.
The circulation in my butt kinda ended.
Claffing... It's a combination of laughing and crapping...
It's like when you caress someone in just that certain spot...
My coworker had sex while driving.
There'd be leg spreadage-definite, obvious leg spreadage...
The lady jumped up... put one leg here, one leg there, legs open...
Dairy is making me harder... to cough.
I'd be a special spoon... that could eat... and I'd suck all the stuff out of the bowl... before they could even get their thing up...
My middle name is Random... I have a coworker named Random, and Random is a cycle on a dishwasher.
I'm the genie in the bottle...
What's a male exotic dancer?
I wouldn't want a guy with his thing goin' up touchin' me!
Ooooo! I wanna go milk it!!
I'm gonna play with my toy.
Do you wanna see my toy?
Do her first! I wanna watch!
Man, the power of one finger... This is awesome!!
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